This is how I assume Doug bought his Viper

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 09/06/2016 at 09:30 • Filed to: FAM

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S65 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/06/2016 at 07:20

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Yeah but that Viper has ABS and traction control

Clemsie McKenzie > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/06/2016 at 09:32

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How I imagine Doug bought his Viper:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-vi…

Wheelerguy > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/06/2016 at 09:51

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Uh, dude, that’s the safe Viper.

Here’s how you do it:

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Dealer: What are you looking for?

Me: I want to get bitten by a venomous snake repeatedly but I have antivenom pumps

Dealer: Say no more.

Batman the Horse > S65 09/06/2016 at 10:29

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Heresy!!